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Monday, September 20, 2010

7 things men will just never understand..:)

saw this one on my favorite website.

1. Why we need so many bottles in the shower. 
Stop making fun of my 3 different kinds of sugar scrub! I can't exactly exfoliate my face with your lonely bottle of Pert Plus. 

2. How it feels when your breasts get heavy and sore during PMS. 
Try walking down the stairs braless during that time of the month - ouch!

3. The extra burden we bear of worrying about an unwanted pregnancy when we have sex. 
We have more to lose than you do, plain and simple.

4. That we can meet a girlfriend for coffee and talk without pause for 3 hours
without having to have a planned activity.

5. How skeevy (and sometimes scary) it can be 
when you can feel the eyes of a crowd of men ogling you, especially if you're in a male-dominated place like a billiards club.

6. No, I didn't really NEED another pair of black flats
but they were half off, so think of the money I SAVED on them. Duh.

7. We will always struggle with our body confidence
even if we look like Gisele, perhaps the same way you will always struggle with sexual temptation. And you know how you think it's hot when a girl wolfs down a burger and fries? You also make fun of "chubby" girls, so, one way or the other, pal!

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